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project_ranger: @justdillon I'm so glad your hitherto undiscovered ability to multi-task manifested in response to your desire to use twitter while working.

justdillon: @project_ranger I don't know -- switching from candy to fruit didn't work so well. Maybe you should be more specific.
justdillon: @rangergreen Being able to do a thing and wanting to do a thing are not always the same, you know.

project_ranger: @gemandgemma Trust me, EVERYONE knows Ranger Green really well.

gemandgemma: @rangergreen maybe he just knows you really well!!

project_ranger: @rangergreen Statistical analysis of your conversation reveals a disturbing tendency to repeat yourself. I suggest using original content.

rangergreen: @xxRockGirlxx I've been great except for missing you of course! what's happening? did you see our awesome behind-the-scenes expose?!
rangergreen: @xxRockGirlxx Sam! my main girl! let me tell you, if there's one thing this base could use, it's a sparkling presence like yours!
rangergreen: it's official: dillon does not listen to me, which frankly begs the question, how does he always know what I'm going to say?
rangergreen: @justdillon that's such a lie! you can't even read and hand someone a piece of fruit at the same time!

gemandgemma: @rangergreen plenty of room for BOOM!
gemandgemma: @rangergreen don't worry! we perfected the detonator! next stop: the wasteland!
gemandgemma: @rangergreen why would we want to prevent! things from blowing up?!

rangergreen: @gemandgemma hey, I have an idea! why doesn't one of you come up with something to PREVENT things from blowing up? then you can test it!

justdillon: @rangergreen ... Maybe you should leave your phone outside tonight. Just a thought.

rangergreen: @xxRockGirlxx yes! I totally agree! you can count on me to save you any day of the week - because I am just that amazing.
rangergreen: @justdillon like anything could DIScourarge them! what are they gonna do, blow up my phone again?!

xxRockGirlxx: @rangergreen How mean! you should have more respect from the others,you are a great ranger and the kind of hero i would like saving me :)

justdillon: @rangergreen Don't encourage them.

rangergreen: @Cody8895 is a medal of honor uncomfortable? is a crown? no, this morpher is as cool and comfortable as I am!!
rangergreen: @xxRockGirlxx hope you had a good time at your cousin's! let me tell you, you weren't the only one who's had a hard time getting online!
rangergreen: ...odds are someone else will start! or! they will blow up your phone. which, to be honest, I kinda put in the same category.
rangergreen: I swear, around here if it's not one thing, it's the same thing from someone else! for example, say you get dr. k to stop shooting at you...
rangergreen: okay, exploding phones = small hindrance to being current and communicating, if you know what I mean.

project_ranger: @justdillon I'm told they have to stay in practice.

Ranger_Red: @gemandgemma it sounds just like a microwave beeping.

justdillon: @project_ranger You're going to have to find something for them to blow up, you know. Something that's not our phones. Or our food. Or us.
justdillon: @gemandgemma Phones that explode? NOT an improvement.

justdillon: @gemandgemma Not around here.

Ranger_Red: @project_ranger do you think maybe that place in the Nevada desert makes deliveries?
Ranger_Red: @rangergreen My plan of action is going to be to just avoid him...but now plan B is teddy bear+bow. plan C: send @flynntheavenger up there

rangergreen: @justdillon yeah sure no problem! the zigster always comes through! speaking of that, could you ask flynn to stop buying fake maple syrup?

justdillon: @rangergreen Got food. Thanks.

gemandgemma: @project_ranger hi Dr. K!

project_ranger: @gemandgemma I suggest disregarding any activities @rangergreen considers "fun" or "educational" in the future.

rangergreen: @project_ranger you can't tell me you don't have this thing set up to ping like five different computers whenever someone says your name.
rangergreen: @gemandgemma yeah, but when I'm not! or, like, dr. k isn't right here, right? @project_ranger, say what you're doing!

gemandgemma: why do we need to see what you're doing? we can see you. you're right here!

rangergreen: so you can either type what you're doing, or see what someone else is doing, or both! like so!
rangergreen: d justdillon uh... possibly. I could maybe distract them. two seconds.

justdillon: d rangergreenWhere are the wonder twins? Are they still lurking in the hall?

rangergreen: @Ranger_Red or a card! "sorry I drove your van off a cliff, but there was a bomb on the back and it was almost out of gas anyway" ...?
rangergreen: @Ranger_Red come on you can totally make it up to him! new tie? cuff links? a giant teddy bear in a military uniform - maybe with a bow?
rangergreen: @project_ranger hey! I am not the one who DOESN'T SLEEP. @xxRockGirlxx, don't even listen to her re: cost/benefit of caffeine!